Total Medals Earned: 3,831 (From 630 different games.) Total Medal Score: 76,310 Points
Medals Earned: 9/11 (175/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Defeat Alucard!
Rage Quit.
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
S Rank a Boss!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (125/150 points)
You played my game!
I can't blame you
Choose the burger
Get 69 points
get 6969 points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (500/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (55/55 points)
solve 10 puzzles
solve 5 puzzles
solve 20 puzzles
solve 30 puzzles
solve 40 puzzles
solve 50 puzzles
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/275 points)
Cleared all stages on the 4x4 board.
Cleared all stages on the 5x5 board.
Cleared all stages on the 6x6 board.
Cleared all stages on the 7x7 board.
Cleared all stages on the 8x8 board.
Cleared all stages on the 9x9 board.
Cleared all stages on the 10x10 board.
Cleared all stages on the 11x11 board.
Cleared all stages on the 12x12 board.
Cleared all stages on the 13x13 board.
Cleared all stages on the 14x14 board.
Cleared all stages on the 15x15 board.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
discover the spinning tiles
discover the exploding tiles
complete all of the levels
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/100 points)
Elected as President.
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.